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My I help you? Probably. Anything. Let your imagination run wild, my dear… Your name? Bone. How appropriate. I hate my life. What? Why? What… what are we doing? We’re not guys anymore. We are in the last stages of being just guys. What? Are you listening to me? We are not guys anymore! We have no money. We got crappy jobs, no girlfriends. I’m living with my dad, and you, you’re… You’re hooking up with a -year-old Russian ex-sailor and liking it. Hey, it could be worse. How? We could be older. We will be… soon. And then what? Well, then it will just be the same as now, but then. That’s the problem. Now becomes then. Wait a minute. If all of these babes post selfies free… And they do! They would definitely do it for money. What do you mean? -We are gonna run a selfie contest with a gigantic mega prize. Best selfie, as judged by us, wins $. No, no. We’re gonna… We’re gonna make it $,. That’s . We don’t have $,. See? That is where my genius kicks in! We are gonna charge them $ to submit their selfie. To win the thousand dollars? Bingo! And as we rack up the selfies at $ per, we will rake in the customized selfies! Do you get it? Yeah. And then all the $ become the $, grand prize, right? Double bingo! See? Here is where my genius really kicks in! Once we make more than $,, we’re gonna be in the black… Or the red, depending on how you look at it. And we’re gonna get selfie girlfriends and we’re gonna move out! That is what I call intelligence. It’s foolproof! We are calling it the “selfie shootout.” Any babes yet? No. The idea’s not that great. Holy mother of all that is sweet and “voluptuous!” What? -Selfie in… paid. And she’s hot. I can see her, too! It works. How can we not get rich? Oh, we can. Or is it “can’t”? How can we not get our own place? Can and can’t? How can we not get girlfriends? Can and can’t. How can we not become happy? Can and can’t! Oh, it’s perfect. The mother lode. But wait. What? Can we monopolize this idea? I mean, others can Jack it. Then what? We can’t have competition. O.M.G.


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