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Right there in the red dress, about to chop those guys in half. The hostess? Not the hostess. She’s the bouncer. I could do that. You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot? Men. She’s good. You ought to see her without heels. When was your last checkup? I don’t know. A while back. High cholesterol, plaque, all that stuff? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Except with me they found a lump on my lung. Very dark, they said. Oh, no. I sure didn’t see that comin’. Well, what are you going to do? Try to make as much money as I can, fast as I can. Yeah. For those kids, you know. The ones I don’t talk to. Make some kind of good impression on ’em when I’m gone. Sad, isn’t it? Yeah, it is sad. I’m sorry. It’s all bullshit. I’m fine. What? Just checking you’re still human. Had you going there, though, didn’t I? Yeah, you did, God damn it. All right. Good. That can never happen again. I’ll never trust you again. All right. Next kid’s a bit of a dark horse. Just came across my desk. I don’t like throwing in wild cards, but this guy’s creds were too good to pass up. Anybody seen Felipe? Yo, Felipe! Looks good, Bonaparte. Yeah, not bad. You finally got it right. Damn. Felipe Silva, meet Barney Ross. Galgo. You sent me another fake resume? Mr. Ross, I can do what you need, whatever you need. I am healthier than I look, stronger than I look, faster than I look. Actually, faster than anybody I know. Shit. You were born in ? Of course not! But I feel like I was born in ‘. Do not waste your time. Barney, we’re leaving. Mr. Ross. Mr. Ross, Mr. Ross! Please. You see, it’s like I have discovered the Fountain of Youth. I mean, not the Fountain of Youth. Ponce de León discovered that one. By the way, another great Spaniard, like myself. No. No. Mr. Ross, age is just a state of mind. You know, you’re only old when you surrender, when you give up. And I haven’t. Not yet. Galgo, this shit has got to stop. I got to go. This is the third time this month. Seriously, move on! What’s this guy’s story? Actually, I feel a little sorry for him. His last team