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You’d be very impressed. Then very dead. So, come on, pal. Anything you wanna get off your chest? Come on, lay it out. I’m a good listener. You gonna take me back to the HasBeen Crew? Carve me up around the fire? Very tribal. When we stop, I’m gonna break every bone in your body. And drop what’s left at The Hague. The Hague. I finally made the big time. I’m a war criminal. Keep laughin’. Do you think that you can just deliver me like a package? We were close once. See, we started this whole Expendables thing together. See? Look, I’ve got the marks. A bit faded, but we had a falling out. You went dark. It’s a dark business, Barney. Don’t pretend you’re not in it. The baddest survive. Those are the rules. I didn’t make ’em up. You see, Barney here was content to work for the smallend money, as an employee. Now, being boss is more lucrative. But that’s a concept that somehow eluded you. Plus, you’ve got that pesky moral conscience. God, that stuff gets in the way. He thinks he’s the good guy. Keep talkin’ while you can. Sure. You got a conscience, and that makes you weak. Success, real success is being willing to do the things that other people are not. Not everyone’s as sick as you. But you are. Did you kill anyone today, Barn? Blow any shit up? How ’bout you, kids? Kill anyone? Before you all start grabbing bricks to stone me at The Hague, you might wanna check your own hands for blood. But I digress. Where was I? Yes. Business is booming, right? A chopper here, a missile there. Guns, whatever. When suddenly, a competitor, if you can call Uncle Sam a competitor, hires my own team, Barney and the whole gang to whack me. Things got ugly real fast and a lot of people got dead. Three former brothersinarms. You shut your mouth. Three Expendables, our brothers. Men we ate with, fought with, bled with. Dead. He puts three slugs into my chest. Thank God for body armor. Even I thought I was dead. And then he boogies out with the casualties. All dead because you couldn’t stay out of my business! Shut your mouth! Barney! Barney!