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Yeah. For sure, that’s spot-on. An issue. Yeah. But I feel like grooming and dishes can kind of go together. Okay. So maybe we just, like a cleanliness thing. Okay. Um. I don’t wanna point any fingers here, but I think you can be a little judgemental. Okay, okay- Sure, I can see that. I will see your judgemental, and I will raise you a you being lazy. Okay, you’re uptight- You’re distracted. Sure, yeah, you know. Um. You have emotions coming out of your . You have no emotions. Ever. Okay, you’re obsessed with the way you look. Right. You’re constantly asking me how you look, it’s super annoying. Right, well, a lot of that has to do with the fact that you just like never give me a compliment. I give you compliments all the time. Whenever you give me a compliment, it’s only when I ask for a compliment. And even then, it’s like, you do that thing where it’s like, something happens where you go away for like to seconds, and then you come back, and you’re like, oh, uh, you look good. That’s a compliment. Hey, where’s my sneakers. That’s a compliment. And have you seen those sneakers? No, you didn’t even look. You know what, if we’re living in this post-feminist society where I have to do the dishes and you don’t have to blow me, like ever, I would say it’s probably pretty fair that you would start giving me more compliments. Oh wow, okay. I’m serious. Sure, yeah. I would love to feel complimented. Okay, you’re a regular Gloria Steinem. I am, I’m Gary Steinem. I’m fighting the fight for man’s rights. Very good. Oh. That is a drum roll. Who cares? Fine. . Yeah. You know what we need? A drummer. I don’t know if he’s home. I’m sure he’s just tending to women he keeps in his basement. You don’t think he keeps ’em in the walls? No, it’s definitely more of a lotion in the basket vibe to me. See, I think it Hi. Hey. Hey. Hey neighbors. What are you doing? Um. If it’s a bad time, we can come back. Yeah. What? No, don’t be a couple of billy goats. Come on in. Okay. Don’t wanna be a billy goat. Have a seat. Wow, it’s You can sit on the left, and then you can sit on the right.


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