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Sweet Sea Horse She hadn’t yet been to bed with a man? She hadn’t had ual intercourse at the time of her death? A lot of you have been asking when we would get the chance to work on a real corpse. Well, today’s the day. And you’re particularly lucky, class, because the corpse we’re going to work on is none other than… BOTH Uncle Willard! …the founder of Grimm Mortuary. It ain’t appropriate to put nobody on display with a wildass, ing smile like this old son of a bitch. Hey, watch it! That’s my uncle. He’s nobody’s uncle now, pal. He’s just a piece of ing dead meat. Wonderful. Thank you. PURCELL Quiet. I’ll show you in a moment how we’ll wipe the smile off his face. But first, we have to drain him with this. STUDENT GASPS Oh, my God! Holy shit. After which, we’ll pump his body full of embalming fluid. I thought it would be a beautiful gesture if we let one of the new students for whom this corpse has special meaning do the job. Would you like to do the honors? Ah! Ohhh! Very sensitive. ABBOTT You pussies! Give me that! Oh, Abbott, why don’t you do it? GASPS Yeah! SQUELCHING Yeah! Very good, Abbott. There is no room for cheap sentiment or weak stomachs in the mortuary business. Uhuh. MAX VOMITING Max, are you all right? TOILET FLUSHES Oh. I’ll be okay. Jesus, you know, I don’t think I’ll be able to handle this. Oh. That’s okay. I’m sorry. That’s okay. I know it’s a little rough. But, Max, you gotta look at the big picture. Two million dollars. I know, but I just don’t think I’m cut out for this. Oh, sure you are. COUGHS & GROANS I’ll buy you a little lunch. PEOPLE CHATTERING Forget the dipstick, dipshit, and serve the television dinners! This is our meal ticket. We got to ride this one into the beach. But, Sam, we don’t surf. That Valerie is a luscious, fabulous woman, and she’s interested in you. Don’t bullshit me, Sam. I’m not. I can tell by the way she looks at your lips. Yeah, when I made fool of myself in front of the whole class? Hey, your uncle must’ve really been something. He took twice the normal amount of embalming fluid.